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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Good Morning quotes and wishes

Good Morning quotes and wishes

1. Morning is the best of all times in the garden.  The sun is not yet hot. Sweet vapors rise from the earth.  Night dew clings to the soil and makes plants glisten.  Birds call to one another.Bees are already at work.

A beautiful good morning quote by  William Longgood 

2. The stillness of the early morning scene enables me to take in and enjoy many things which pass me by during the bustle of the day.  First, there are the scents, which seem even more generous with their offerings than they are in the evening.

A beautiful good morning quote by    Rosemary Verey -

3. The difference between rising at five and seven o'clock in the morning, for forty years, supposing a man to go to bed at the same hour at night, is nearly equivalent to the addition of  ten years to a man's life.

A beautiful good morning quote by    Doddridge-

4. Whether I retire to bed early or late, I rise with the sun.

A beautiful good morning quote by    Thomas Jefferson -

5. Next to temperance, a quiet conscience, a cheerful mind, and active habits, I place early rising as a means of health and happiness.

A beautiful good morning quote by   Flint-
6. Morning glory is the best name, it always refreshes me to see it.

A beautiful good morning quote by     Henry David Thoreau -

7.Angels in the early morning may be seen the dews among. Stooping, plucking, smiling, flying. Do the buds to them belong? 

A beautiful good morning quote by     Emily Dickinson -

8. Aurora hail, and all the thousand dies, Which deck thy progress through the vaulted skies:The morn awakes, and wide extends her rays, On ev'ry leaf the gentle zephyr plays;Harmonious lays the feather'd race resume, Dart the bright eye, and shake the painted plume.

A beautiful good morning quote by     Phyllis Wheatley

9. Early rising not only gives us more life in the same number of years, but adds, likewise, to their number; and not only enables us to enjoy more of existence in the same time, but increases also the measure.
 
A beautiful good morning quote by   C. C. Colton 

10. I think that if ever a mortal heard the voice of God it would be in a garden at the cool of the day.

A beautiful good morning quote by   F. Frankfort Moore

11. When in the fresh mornings I go into my garden before anyone is awake, I go for the time being into perfect happiness. 

A beautiful good morning quote by    Cecilia Thaxter 

12. Waking up in the morning, I vow with all beings to be ready for sparks of the Dharma from flowers or children or birds.

A beautiful good morning quote by    Robert Aitken 

13. And even the sun in dawn chorus sings, a celestial melody to the earth below. 

A beautiful good morning quote by    Tjaden 

14. When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.

A beautiful good morning quote by    Marcus Aurelius 

15.The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep.
   
A beautiful good morning quote by   Rumi

16. The year's at the spring
And day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hillside's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn;
God's in His Heaven;
All's right with the world!

A beautiful good morning quote by    Robert Browning

17. In the morning, everything is new.
The day's blank slate lies before me,
ready for my writing.
May it be words of beauty I write.
May it be deeds of grace I do.
May it be thoughts of joy I think.
All the Holy Ones, Listen;
this is what I pray.
Great Spirits of the Four Realms,
Holy Ones of the Realms of Minds, 
Kindreds of Yore,
as I go through the day,
keep my eyes open wide.
May I not miss beauty.
May I not miss joy.
May I not miss wonder.
Keep me awake and aware of the world.
It is my privilege to perform my morning prayers.
It is my honor to do what should be done.
As I rise with the morning, fog lifting slowly for my mind,
I pray not to forget these truths.
Awen.

A beautiful good morning quote by    Ceisiwr Serith

18. What humbugs we are, who pretend to live for Beauty, and never see the Dawn!
 
A beautiful good morning quote by     Logan Pearsall Smith 

19. This gardener will be out in the very early morning and from late afternoon, attentive to small changes in the quality of light and the atmosphere, as well  as to every nuance of the season, which combine to create perfection.

A beautiful good morning quote by   Susan Hill and Rory Stuart

20. With the first gleam of morning rays, the garden is a prism of a thousand hues refracted in tiny does of crystal dew, a dazzling quilt of millefleur colors covering the sleeping flower beds.

A beautiful good morning quote by  Duane Michals

21. Colours change; in the morning light, red shines out bright and clear and the blues merge into their surroundings, melting into the greens; but by evening the reds loose their piquancy, embracing a quieter tone and shifting toward the blues in the rainbow.  Yellow flowers remain bright, and white ones become luminous, shining like ghostly figures against a darkening green background.

A beautiful good morning quote by   Rosemary Verey

22. I welcome this new day.  
It is a gift to me, a new creation, a promise of resurrection.
Greetings to the Four Realms, the Goddesses and Gods, and the Kindred of Yore.
I salute the Sun, the Earth, the Seas, and the Sky.
I am thankful for being alive this morning.  
Thankful for the sleep that has refreshed me.
May my hands do the good work.
May my eyes see the truth.
May I speak compassionately.
May I make the world a better place this day.

A beautiful good morning quote by  Awen

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Quotes About Women

Quotes About Women

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.  
A famous quote about women by William Shakespeare

A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.  
A famous quote about women by Edna Ferber

Brains are an asset, if you hide them. 
A famous quote about women by Mae West

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.  
A famous quote about women by Thomas Carlyle

The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.  
A famous quote about women by Robert Graves

The man's desire is for the woman; but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.  
A famous quote about women by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. 
A famous quote about women by Benny Hill

A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. 
A famous quote about women by Karl Kraus

Women have very little idea of how much men hate them. 
A famous quote about women by Germaine Greer

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. 
A famous quote about women by Samuel Johnson

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. 
A famous quote about women by H.L. Mencken

Men have been paying taco tax for centuries, millennia probably.  
A famous quote about women by Rick Claro

A woman should be an illusion.  
A famous quote about women by Ian Fleming

Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular.  
A famous quote about women by E.V. Lucas

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
 A famous quote about women by Helen Rowland

You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one. 
A famous quote about women by Carolyn Kenmore

I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.  
A famous quote about women by Bella Abzug

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.  
A famous quote about women by Aristotle Onassis

They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation.
A famous quote about women by Oliver Goldsmith

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.  
A famous quote about women by George du Maurier

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.  
A famous quote about women by George Meredith

Men get laid, but women get screwed. 
A famous quote about women by Quentin Crisp

Women are always beautiful.  
A famous quote about women by Ville Valo

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.  All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy.  Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.  
A famous quote about women by Cindy Crawford

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Beautiful Birthday quotes

Beautiful Birthday quotes

Whatever with the past has gone,
The best is always yet to come. 
A beautiful birthday quote by  Lucy Larcom

Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up...a lot of people don't have the courage to do it. 
A beautiful birthday quote by   Helen Hayes

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
A beautiful birthday quote by   Ellen Glasgow

Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me. 
A beautiful birthday quote by   Carl Sandburg

Friendship is the shadow of the evening, which strengthens with the setting sun of life.
A beautiful birthday quote by   Jean De La Fontaine

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.
 A beautiful birthday quote by  Franklin P. Adams

May you live all the days of your life.
A beautiful birthday quote by   Jonathan Swift

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
A beautiful birthday quote by   C.E.M. Joad

What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
A beautiful birthday quote by   Voltaire

Some people reach the age of sixty before others.
A beautiful birthday quote by  Lord Hood

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  
A beautiful birthday quote by  Don Marquis

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
A beautiful birthday quote by   T.S. Eliot

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment.
A beautiful birthday quote by   Ben Franklin

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
A beautiful birthday quote by   Mark Twain

The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the highest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices I have done to others. 
A beautiful birthday quote by   Marcus Cato

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. 
A beautiful birthday quote by   Plautus

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. 
A beautiful birthday quote by   Brigitte Bardot

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age. 
A beautiful birthday quote by   Robert Benchley

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. 
A beautiful birthday quote by   Coco Chanel

It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else. 
A beautiful birthday quote by   Albert Schweitezer

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. 
A beautiful birthday quote by  Robert Lynd

My Birthday! what a difference sound
That word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round,
Less and less white its mark appears. 
A beautiful birthday quote by  Thomas Moore

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Beautiful Christmas Quotes

Beautiful Christmas Quotes

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. 
 A beautiful Christmas quote by Norman Vincent Peale


There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.  
 A beautiful Christmas quote by W.J. Cameron


Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times. 
 A beautiful Christmas quote by Kate L. Bosher

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!  
 A beautiful Christmas quote by Hamilton Wright Mabie

Only in souls the Christ is brought to birth,
And there He lives and dies.
 A beautiful Christmas quote by Alfred Noyes

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime.  Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.  
 A beautiful Christmas quote by P.J. O'Rourke

Fail not to call to mind, in the course of the twenty-fifth of this month, that the Divinest Heart that ever walked the earth was born on that day; and then smile and enjoy yourselves for the rest of it; for mirth is also of Heaven's making.  
 A beautiful Christmas quote by Leigh Hunt

I love the Christmas-tide, and yet,
I notice this, each year I live;
I always like the gifts I get,
But how I love the gifts I give!
 A beautiful Christmas quote by Carolyn Wells


Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.  
 A beautiful Christmas quote by Kin Hubbard

Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree." 
 A beautiful Christmas quote by  Charlotte Carpenter.

They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." 
 A beautiful Christmas quote by  Mrs. Paul M. Ell.

Peace on earth will come to stay,
When we live Christmas every day
 A beautiful Christmas quote by  Helen Steiner Rice


Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart... filled it, too, with a melody that would last forever.
 A beautiful Christmas quote by  Bess Streeter Aldrich


At Christmas, all roads lead home." 
 A beautiful Christmas quote by  Marjorie Holmes

This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone." 
 A beautiful Christmas quote by  Taylor Caldwell 

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
  A beautiful Christmas quote by Kin Hubbard

'Tis blessed to bestow, and yet,
Could we bestow the gifts we get,
And keep the ones we give away,
How happy were our Christmas day!
 A beautiful Christmas quote by Carolyn Wells

I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress.  
A beautiful Christmas quote by May Sarton

At Christmas play and make good cheer,
For Christmas comes but once a year
A beautiful Christmas quote by Thomas Tusser

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. 
 A beautiful Christmas quote by Harlan Miller


A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away.
 A beautiful Christmas quote by Eva Logue

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Christmas Quotes

Christmas Quotes

Christmas is the keeping-place for memories of our innocence.
A Christmas quote by Joan Mills

The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
A Christmas quote by Helen Keller

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air." 
A Christmas quote by  W. T. Ellis

I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet
The words repeat
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
A Christmas quote by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


Remember
This December,
That love weighs more than gold!
A Christmas quote by Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon


I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.  
A Christmas quote by Charles Dickens

Christmas, children, is not a date.  It is a state of mind.  
A Christmas quote by Mary Ellen Chase

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.  
A Christmas quote by W.T. Ellis

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.  
A Christmas quote by Janice Maeditere

If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?  
A Christmas quote by Don Meredith

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month." 
A Christmas quote by  Harlan Miller 

Christmas--that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance--a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved." 
A Christmas quote by  Augusta E. Rundell 


I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
A Christmas quote by Charles Dickens


A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
A Christmas quote by Eva K. Logue


A little smile, a word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near, A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming year… These make a Merry Christmas!
A Christmas quote by John Greenleaf Whittier


Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
A Christmas quote by Charles Schulz

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
A Christmas quote by Shirley Temple


It comes every year and will go on forever. And along with Christmas belong the keepsakes and the customs. Those humble, everyday things a mother clings to, and ponders, like Mary in the secret spaces of her heart." 
A Christmas quote by  Marjorie Holmes


Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas." 
A Christmas quote by  Peg Bracken. 

O Christmas Sun!  What holy task is thine!
To fold a world in the embrace of God!
A Christmas quote by Guy Wetmore Carryl

The earth has grown old with its burden of care,
But at Christmas it always is young.
A Christmas quote by Phillips Brooks

Great little One! whose all-embracing birth
Lifts Earth to Heaven, stoops Heaven to Earth.
A Christmas quote by Richard Crashaw

Let Christmas not become a thing
Merely of merchant's trafficking,
Of tinsel, bell and holly wreath
And surface pleasure, but beneath
The childish glamour, let us find
Nourishment for soul and mind.
Let us follow kinder ways
Through our teeming human maze,
And help the age of peace to come
From a Dreamer's martyrdom.
A Christmas quote by Madeline Morse

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas." 
A Christmas quote by  W. C. Jones 

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect." 
A Christmas quote by  Oren Arnold 

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Famous Birthday Quotes

Famous Birthday Quotes

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. 
A famous birthday quote by Oscar Wilde

There are so many things about which some old man ought to tell one while one is little; for when one is grown one would know them as a matter of course. 
A famous birthday quote by  Rainer Maria Rilke


You'd scarce expect one of my age
To speak in public on the stage,
And if I chance to fall below
Demosthenes or Cicero,
Don't view me with a critic's eye,
But pass my imperfections by.
Large streams from little fountains flow,
Tall oaks from little acorns grow. 
A famous birthday quote by  David Everett

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.
A famous birthday quote by  Benjamin Franklin

To see a young couple loving each other is no wonder, but to see an old couple loving each other is the best sight of all. 
A famous birthday quote by  William Makepeace Thackeray

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. 
A famous birthday quote by  Virginia Woolf

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
A famous birthday quote by  Tom Stoppard


Thirty five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own 
free choice remained thirty-five for years.
A famous birthday quote by  Oscar Wilde

Be wise with speed;
A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
A famous birthday quote by  Edward Young

There is still no cure for the common birthday.  
A famous birthday quote by John Glenn

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  
A famous birthday quote by Sam Ewing

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  
A famous birthday quote by Charles Schulz


Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  
A famous birthday quote by Jennifer Yane


What, start at this! when sixty years have spread
Their grey experience o'er thy hoary head?
Is this the all observing age could gain?
Or hast thou known the worl so long in vain?
A famous birthday quote by  John Dryden

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
A famous birthday quote by  Georges Clemenceau

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
A famous birthday quote by  Euripides

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
A famous birthday quote by  Phyllis Diller

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
A famous birthday quote by  Jonathan Swift

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning. 
A famous birthday quote by  Bob Hope

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Birthday Quotes

Birthday Quotes
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. 
-A Birthday quote by  Lucille ball

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. -
-A Birthday quote by  Jack Benny

Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. -A Birthday quote by Larry Lorenzoni

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  
-A Birthday quote by Dorothy Fulheim

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  
A Birthday quote by Dan Bennett

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
A Birthday quote by  Arnold Bennett

Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.
-A Birthday quote by  Francois De La Rochefoucauld

the birthday of my life
Is come, my love is come to me. 
-A Birthday quote by  Christina Georgina Rossetti

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - Birthday quote by John -A  Andrew Holmes

Time draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend. 
-A Birthday quote by  John Lyle

Friday, October 31, 2008

Sense of Humor Quotes

Sense of Humor Quotes

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
A sense of humor quote by Mignon McLaughlin

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
A sense of humor quote by Christopher Morley

Wit is the lowest form of humor.
A sense of humor quote by Alexander Pope

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
A sense of humor quote by Agnes Repplier

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
A sense of humor quote by Agnes Repplier

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
A sense of humor quote by Jacob August Riis

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
A sense of humor quote by Leo Rosten

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
A sense of humor quote by Hugh Sidey

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
A sense of humor quote by Mark Twain

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
A sense of humor quote by Mark Twain

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
A sense of humor quote by Peter Ustinov

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
A sense of humor quote by Peter De Vries

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
A sense of humor quote by William A. Ward

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
A sense of humor quote by Jessamyn West

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
A sense of humor quote by E. B. White

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.
A sense of humor quote by Lin Yutang

Thursday, October 30, 2008

HUMOR Quotes

Humor Quotes collection

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
A humor quote by Edward Albee

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
A humor quote by Francis Bacon

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
A humor quote by Henry Ward Beecher

When humor goes, there goes civilization.
A humor quote by Erma Bombeck

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
A humor quote by Victor Borge

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
A humor quote by Mel Brooks

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
A humor quote by Sid Caesar

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
A humor quote by Frank A. Clark

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
A humor quote by Irvin S. Cobb

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
A humor quote by Bill Cosby

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
A humor quote by Max Eastman

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
A humor quote by Clifton Paul Fadiman

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
A humor quote by John Kenneth Galbraith

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
A humor quote by Mohandas Gandhi

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
A humor quote by Larry Gelbart

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
A humor quote by Thomas W. Higginson

When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
A humor quote by Thomas W. Higginson

Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.
A humor quote by Thomas W. Higginson

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges.
A humor quote by Thomas W. Higginson

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
A humor quote by William James

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
A humor quote by Jennifer Jones

Humor is reason gone mad.
A humor quote by Groucho Marx

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
"Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought."
-Inspirational life quote by Henri L. Bergson

"I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do."
-Inspirational life quote by Helen Keller

"Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough."
-Inspirational life quote by Josh Billings

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there"
-Inspirational life quote by Will Rogers

"Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning."
-Inspirational life quote by Mahatma Gandhi

"You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore."
-Inspirational life quote by Christopher Columbus

"To a brave man, good and bad luck are like his left and right hand. He uses both."
-Inspirational life quote by St Catherine of Siena

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we took so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened up for us"
-Inspirational life quote by Helen Keller

"We don't see the things the way they are. We see things the way WE are."
-Inspirational life quote by Talmund

"Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds."
-Inspirational life quote by Norman Vincent Peale

"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."
-Inspirational life quote by Dr Wayne Dayer

"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem."
-Inspirational life quote by Theodore Rubin

"Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY."
-Inspirational life quote by Anonymous

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
-Inspirational life quote by Thomas A Edison

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Monday, October 27, 2008

Famous Funny Quotes

Famous Funny Quotes
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
A famous funny Quote by Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
A famous funny Quote by Albert Einstein

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
A famous funny Quote by W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
A famous funny Quote by W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
A famous funny Quote by W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.
A famous funny Quote by W. C. Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
A famous funny Quote by W. C. Fields

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
A famous funny Quote by Benjamin Franklin

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
A famous funny Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
A famous funny Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

For your information, I would like to ask a question.
A famous funny Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
A famous funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
A famous funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
A famous funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
A famous funny Quote by Katharine Hepburn

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
A famous funny Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.
A famous funny Quote by Dustin Hoffman

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A famous funny Quote by Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
A famous funny Quote by Bob Hope

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
A famous funny Quote by Victor Hugo

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
A famous funny Quote by Stephen King

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
A famous funny Quote by Henry A. Kissinger

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
A famous funny Quote by Henry A. Kissinger

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
A famous funny Quote by Henry A. Kissinger

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
A famous funny Quote by Hedy Lamarr

You're only has good as your last haircut.
A famous funny Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
A famous funny Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Best Funny Quotes

Best Funny Quotes
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Best Funny Quote by George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Best Funny Quote by George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Best Funny Quote by George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Best Funny Quote by George Burns

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Best Funny Quote by Samuel Butler

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Best Funny Quote by George Carlin

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Best Funny Quote by George Carlin

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Best Funny Quote by George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Best Funny Quote by George Carlin

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
Best Funny Quote by Chevy Chase

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
Best Funny Quote by Calvin Coolidge

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Best Funny Quote by Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Best Funny Quote by Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Best Funny Quote by Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Best Funny Quote by Bill Cosby

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Best Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Best Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Best Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Best Funny Quote by Bette Davis

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Best Funny Quote by Bette Davis

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Best Funny Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Best Funny Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Best Funny Quote by Marlene Dietrich

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Best Funny Quote by Walt Disney

My inner child is not wounded.
Best Funny Quote by Shannen Doherty