Sense of Humor Quotes

Sense of Humor Quotes

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
A sense of humor quote by Mignon McLaughlin

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
A sense of humor quote by Christopher Morley

Wit is the lowest form of humor.
A sense of humor quote by Alexander Pope

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
A sense of humor quote by Agnes Repplier

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
A sense of humor quote by Agnes Repplier

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
A sense of humor quote by Jacob August Riis

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
A sense of humor quote by Leo Rosten

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
A sense of humor quote by Hugh Sidey

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
A sense of humor quote by Mark Twain

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
A sense of humor quote by Mark Twain

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
A sense of humor quote by Peter Ustinov

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
A sense of humor quote by Peter De Vries

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
A sense of humor quote by William A. Ward

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
A sense of humor quote by Jessamyn West

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
A sense of humor quote by E. B. White

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.
A sense of humor quote by Lin Yutang

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HUMOR Quotes

Humor Quotes collection

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
A humor quote by Edward Albee

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
A humor quote by Francis Bacon

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
A humor quote by Henry Ward Beecher

When humor goes, there goes civilization.
A humor quote by Erma Bombeck

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
A humor quote by Victor Borge

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
A humor quote by Mel Brooks

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
A humor quote by Sid Caesar

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
A humor quote by Frank A. Clark

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
A humor quote by Irvin S. Cobb

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
A humor quote by Bill Cosby

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
A humor quote by Max Eastman

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
A humor quote by Clifton Paul Fadiman

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
A humor quote by John Kenneth Galbraith

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
A humor quote by Mohandas Gandhi

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
A humor quote by Larry Gelbart

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
A humor quote by Thomas W. Higginson

When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
A humor quote by Thomas W. Higginson

Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.
A humor quote by Thomas W. Higginson

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges.
A humor quote by Thomas W. Higginson

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
A humor quote by William James

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
A humor quote by Jennifer Jones

Humor is reason gone mad.
A humor quote by Groucho Marx

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INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

"Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought."
-Inspirational life quote by Henri L. Bergson

"I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do."
-Inspirational life quote by Helen Keller

"Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough."
-Inspirational life quote by Josh Billings

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there"
-Inspirational life quote by Will Rogers

"Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning."
-Inspirational life quote by Mahatma Gandhi

"You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore."
-Inspirational life quote by Christopher Columbus

"To a brave man, good and bad luck are like his left and right hand. He uses both."
-Inspirational life quote by St Catherine of Siena

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we took so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened up for us"
-Inspirational life quote by Helen Keller

"We don't see the things the way they are. We see things the way WE are."
-Inspirational life quote by Talmund

"Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds."
-Inspirational life quote by Norman Vincent Peale

"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."
-Inspirational life quote by Dr Wayne Dayer

"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem."
-Inspirational life quote by Theodore Rubin

"Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY."
-Inspirational life quote by Anonymous

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
-Inspirational life quote by Thomas A Edison

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Famous Funny Quotes

Famous Funny Quotes

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
A famous funny Quote by Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
A famous funny Quote by Albert Einstein

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
A famous funny Quote by W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
A famous funny Quote by W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
A famous funny Quote by W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.
A famous funny Quote by W. C. Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
A famous funny Quote by W. C. Fields

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
A famous funny Quote by Benjamin Franklin

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
A famous funny Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
A famous funny Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

For your information, I would like to ask a question.
A famous funny Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
A famous funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
A famous funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
A famous funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
A famous funny Quote by Katharine Hepburn

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
A famous funny Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.
A famous funny Quote by Dustin Hoffman

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A famous funny Quote by Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
A famous funny Quote by Bob Hope

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
A famous funny Quote by Victor Hugo

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
A famous funny Quote by Stephen King

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
A famous funny Quote by Henry A. Kissinger

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
A famous funny Quote by Henry A. Kissinger

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
A famous funny Quote by Henry A. Kissinger

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
A famous funny Quote by Hedy Lamarr

You're only has good as your last haircut.
A famous funny Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
A famous funny Quote by Fran Lebowitz

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Best Funny Quotes

Best Funny Quotes

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Best Funny Quote by George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Best Funny Quote by George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Best Funny Quote by George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Best Funny Quote by George Burns

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Best Funny Quote by Samuel Butler

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Best Funny Quote by George Carlin

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Best Funny Quote by George Carlin

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Best Funny Quote by George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Best Funny Quote by George Carlin

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
Best Funny Quote by Chevy Chase

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
Best Funny Quote by Calvin Coolidge

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Best Funny Quote by Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Best Funny Quote by Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Best Funny Quote by Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Best Funny Quote by Bill Cosby

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Best Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Best Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Best Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Best Funny Quote by Bette Davis

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Best Funny Quote by Bette Davis

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Best Funny Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Best Funny Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Best Funny Quote by Marlene Dietrich

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Best Funny Quote by Walt Disney

My inner child is not wounded.
Best Funny Quote by Shannen Doherty

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Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
A funny quote by Fred Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
A funny quote Fred Allen

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
A funny quote Fred Allen

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.
A funny quote Fred Allen

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
A funny quote Fred Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
A funny quote Woody Allen

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
A funny quote Woody Allen

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
A funny quote Woody Allen

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
A funny quote Woody Allen

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
A funny quote Woody Allen

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
A funny quote Woody Allen

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
A funny quote Saint Augustine

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
A funny quote Dave Barry

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
A funny quote Dave Barry

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
A funny quote Robert Benchley

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
A funny quote Robert Benchley

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
A funny quote Yogi Berra

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
A funny quote Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said.
A funny quote Yogi Berra

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
A funny quote Josh Billings

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
A funny quote Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
A funny quote Josh Billings

Never have more children than you have car windows.
A funny quote Erma Bombeck

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A funny quote Erma Bombeck

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
A funny quote James Brown

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Beautiful Wedding Quotes

Beautiful Wedding Quotes

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Beautiful wedding quote by Barbra Streisand

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Beautiful wedding quote by Paul Sweeney

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Beautiful wedding quote by Judith Viorst

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
Beautiful wedding quote by Peter De Vries

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Beautiful wedding quote by Peter De Vries

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Beautiful wedding quote by Mae West

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Beautiful wedding quote by Mae West

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Beautiful wedding quote by Oscar Wilde

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Beautiful wedding quote by Oscar Wilde

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
Beautiful wedding quote by Thornton Wilder

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Beautiful wedding quote by Henny Youngman

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Beautiful wedding quote by Henny Youngman

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Famous Wedding Quotes

Famous Wedding Quotes

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
A famous wedding quote by Mignon McLaughlin

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
A famous wedding quote by Mignon McLaughlin

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
A famous wedding quote by H. L. Mencken

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
A famous wedding quote by H. L. Mencken

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
A famous wedding quote by H. L. Mencken

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
A famous wedding quote by H. L. Mencken

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
A famous wedding quote by H. L. Mencken

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
A famous wedding quote by Marilyn Monroe

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
A famous wedding quote by Michel de Montaigne

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
A famous wedding quote by Michel de Montaigne

Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
A famous wedding quote by Beverley Nichols

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
A famous wedding quote by Prince Philip

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
A famous wedding quote by Jean Rostand

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
A famous wedding quote by Helen Rowland

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
A famous wedding quote by Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
A famous wedding quote by Helen Rowland

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
A famous wedding quote by Helen Rowland

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
A famous wedding quote by Helen Rowland

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A famous wedding quote by Rita Rudner

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
A famous wedding quote by Rita Rudner

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
A famous wedding quote by George Bernard Shaw

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
A famous wedding quote by Socrates

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".
A famous wedding quote by Herbert Spencer

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Wedding Quotes

Wedding Quotes

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
A wedding quote by Sacha Guitry

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
A wedding quote by Grace Hansen

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
A wedding quote by Sydney J. Harris

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
A wedding quote by Heinrich Heine

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
A wedding quote by Katharine Hepburn

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
A wedding quote by Katharine Hepburn

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
A wedding quote by A. P. Herbert

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
A wedding quote by Paul Hornung

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
A wedding quote by Elbert Hubbard

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
A wedding quote by Raymond Hull

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
A wedding quote by St. Jerome

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
A wedding quote by George Jessel

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
A wedding quote by George Jessel

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
A wedding quote by Lyndon B. Johnson

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
A wedding quote by Joseph Joubert

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
A wedding quote by Jean Kerr

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
A wedding quote by Alan King

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
A wedding quote by Alan King

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
A wedding quote by Alan King

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
A wedding quote by Alan King

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
A wedding quote by Alan King

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
A wedding quote by Doug Larson

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
A wedding quote by Stephen Leacock

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
A wedding quote by Groucho Marx

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
A wedding quote by W. Somerset Maugham

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Marriage Quotes

Marriage Quotes

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A marriage quote by Joey Adams

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
A marriage quote by Robert Anderson

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
A marriage quote by Honore de Balzac

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
A marriage quote by Honore de Balzac

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
A marriage quote by Brendan Behan

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
A marriage quote by Ambrose Bierce

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
A marriage quote by Ambrose Bierce

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
A marriage quote by Ambrose Bierce

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
A marriage quote by Josh Billings

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
A marriage quote by James H. Boren

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
A marriage quote by Lord Byron

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
A marriage quote by Charles Caleb Colton

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
A marriage quote by Billy Connolly

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
A marriage quote by Irwin Corey

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
A marriage quote by Bette Davis

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
A marriage quote by Benjamin Disraeli

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
A marriage quote by Benjamin Disraeli

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
A marriage quote by James C. Dobson

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
A marriage quote by Isadora Duncan

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
A marriage quote by Robert Frost

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
A marriage quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
A marriage quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
A marriage quote by Emma Goldman

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
A marriage quote by Lee Grant

Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.
A marriage quote by Robert Graves

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Famous Friendship Quotes

Famous Friendship Quotes

We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.
Famous Friendship Quote by Joseph Roux

Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.
Famous Friendship Quote by Margaret Lee Runbeck

One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
Famous Friendship Quote by George Santayana

In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
Famous Friendship Quote by Albert Schweitzer

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
Famous Friendship Quote by Henry David Thoreau

The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Famous Friendship Quote by Henry David Thoreau

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
Famous Friendship Quote by George Washington

True friends stab you in the front.
Famous Friendship Quote by Oscar Wilde

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Famous Friendship Quote by Oprah Winfrey

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Best friendship Quotes

Best friendship Quotes

Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend.
Best Friendship Quote by Oliver Wendell Holmes

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
Best Friendship Quote by Edward W. Howe

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
Best Friendship Quote by Elbert Hubbard

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Best Friendship Quote by Elbert Hubbard

But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine.
Best Friendship Quote by Thomas Jefferson

Yes'm, old friends is always best, 'less you can catch a new one that's fit to make an old one out of.
Best Friendship Quote by Sarah Orne Jewett

The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?
Best Friendship Quote by Eugene Kennedy

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
Best Friendship Quote by John Leonard

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
Best Friendship Quote by C. S. Lewis

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Best Friendship Quote by Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Many a person has held close, throughout their entire lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference.
Best Friendship Quote by Emil Ludwig

If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
Best Friendship Quote by George MacDonald

Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.
Best Friendship Quote by Shirley MacLaine

I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing.
Best Friendship Quote by Katherine Mansfield

It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.
Best Friendship Quote by Mignon McLaughlin

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
Best Friendship Quote by Mencius

If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
Best Friendship Quote by Alice Duer Miller

Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course - because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you.
Best Friendship Quote by Alice Duer Miller

When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.
Best Friendship Quote by Alice Duer Miller

Contempt is the weapon of the weak and a defense against one's own despised and unwanted feelings.
Best Friendship Quote by Alice Duer Miller

A child too, can never grasp the fact that the same mother who cooks so well, is so concerned about his cough, and helps so kindly with his homework, in some circumstance has no more feeling than a wall of his hidden inner world.
Best Friendship Quote by Alice Duer Miller

She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind.
Best Friendship Quote by Toni Morrison

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand.
Best Friendship Quote by Henri Nouwen

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.
Best Friendship Quote by Samuel Pepys

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Best Friendship Quote by Laurence J. Peter

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
Best Friendship Quote by Plautus

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
Best Friendship Quote by Plutarch

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Best Friendship Quote by Marcel Proust

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Best Love Quotes

Best Love Quotes

Fortune and love favor the brave.
One best Love Quote by Ovid

If you want to be loved, be lovable.
One best Love Quote by Ovid

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
One best Love Quote by Plato

We loved with a love that was more than love.
One best Love Quote by Edgar Allan Poe

Like everybody who is not in love, he thought one chose the person to be loved after endless deliberations and on the basis of particular qualities or advantages.
One best Love Quote by Marcel Proust

How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself. Everybody should try it.
One best Love Quote by Barbara Pym

Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.
One best Love Quote by Rainer Maria Rilke

Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.
One best Love Quote by Rainer Maria Rilke

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
One best Love Quote by Tom Robbins

There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
One best Love Quote by Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.
One best Love Quote by Francois de La Rochefoucauld

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
One best Love Quote by Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
One best Love Quote by Rita Rudner

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
One best Love Quote by Bertrand Russell

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
One best Love Quote by J. D. Salinger

Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
One best Love Quote by Erich Segal

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.
One best Love Quote by William Shakespeare

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
One best Love Quote by William Shakespeare

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
One best Love Quote by George Bernard Shaw

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
One best Love Quote by George Bernard Shaw

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
One best Love Quote by Henri B. Stendhal

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.
One best Love Quote by Mother Teresa

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
One best Love Quote by Mother Teresa

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.
One best Love Quote by Mother Teresa

Love is what you've been through with somebody.
One best Love Quote by James Thurber

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.
One best Love Quote by Lao Tzu

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
One best Love Quote by Miguel de Unamuno

It is sad not to love, but it is much sadder not to be able to love.
One best Love Quote by Miguel de Unamuno

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
One best Love Quote by Peter Ustinov

Love is being stupid together.
One best Love Quote by Paul Valery

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
One best Love Quote by Judith Viorst

Love conquers all.
One best Love Quote by Virgil

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.
One best Love Quote by Voltaire

Who, being loved, is poor?
One best Love Quote by Oscar Wilde

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.
One best Love Quote by Tammy Wynette

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Love Sayings

Love Sayings

Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
Love Sayings by David Grayson

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.
Love Sayings by Daniel S. Greenberg

There is only one terminal dignity - love.
Love Sayings by Helen Hayes

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
Love Sayings by Ben Hecht

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
Love Sayings by Victor Hugo

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.
Love Sayings by Zora Neale Hurston

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.
Love Sayings by Javan

I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.
Love Sayings by Javan

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
Love Sayings by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.
Love Sayings by Bil Keane

Love is my religion - I could die for it.
Love Sayings by John Keats

The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.
Love Sayings by Jiddu Krishnamurti

Love is the flower you've got to let grow.
Love Sayings by John Lennon

It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun.
Love Sayings by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Do all things with love.
Love Sayings by Og Mandino

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
Love Sayings by W. Somerset Maugham

We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.
Love Sayings by W. Somerset Maugham

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Love Sayings by H. L. Mencken

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Love Sayings by H. L. Mencken

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Love Sayings by H. L. Mencken

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
Love Sayings by A. A. Milne

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.
Love Sayings by Michel de Montaigne

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.
Love Sayings by George Edward Moore

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
Love Sayings by George Jean Nathan

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.
Love Sayings by Anais Nin

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Beautiful Love Quotes

Beautiful Love Quotes

To love abundantly is to live abundantly, and to love forever is to live forever.
A beautiful Love quote by Henry Drummond


Love is love's reward.
A beautiful Love quote by John Dryden


You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.
A beautiful Love quote by Wayne Dyer


Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.
A beautiful Love quote by Henry Van Dyke


Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
A beautiful Love quote by Albert Einstein


I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved.
A beautiful Love quote by George Eliot


The art of love is largely the art of persistence.
A beautiful Love quote by Albert Ellis


All mankind love a lover.
A beautiful Love quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson


You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from.
A beautiful Love quote by Werner Erhard


Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
A beautiful Love quote by Euripides


Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.
A beautiful Love quote by Antoine de Saint-Exupery


The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain; to show them we love them not when we feel like it, but when they do.
A beautiful Love quote by Nan Fairbrother


Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.
A beautiful Love quote by Zelda Fitzgerald


In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.
A beautiful Love quote by Erich Fromm


Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
A beautiful Love quote by Erich Fromm

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
A beautiful Love quote by Robert Frost

Love is metaphysical gravity.
A beautiful Love quote by R. Buckminster Fuller


Love is a game that two can play and both win.
A beautiful Love quote by Eva Gabor

Where there is love there is life.
A beautiful Love quote by Mohandas Gandhi


For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
A beautiful Love quote by Judy Garland


Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.
A beautiful Love quote by Jose Ortega y Gasset


Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
A beautiful Love quote by Kahlil Gibran

Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
A beautiful Love quote by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Famous Love Quotes

Famous Love Quotes

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
A Famous Love Quote by Emily Bronte

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
A Famous Love Quote by Rupert Brooke

The best proof of love is trust.
A Famous Love Quote by Joyce Brothers

Who so loves believes the impossible.
A Famous Love Quote by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
A Famous Love Quote by Robert Browning

We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together.
A Famous Love Quote by Jean de la Bruyere

To enlarge or illustrate this power and effect of love is to set a candle in the sun.
A Famous Love Quote by Robert Burton

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
A Famous Love Quote by Leo Buscaglia

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
A Famous Love Quote by Leo Buscaglia

Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
A Famous Love Quote by David Byrne

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
A Famous Love Quote by Thomas Carlyle

Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
A Famous Love Quote by Willa Cather

Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.
A Famous Love Quote by Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
A Famous Love Quote by Gilbert K. Chesterton

The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes of humanity, all lie in the one word 'love.' It is the divine vitality that everywhere produces and restores life.
A Famous Love Quote by Lydia M. Child

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
A Famous Love Quote by John Ciardi

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
A Famous Love Quote by Frank A. Clark

Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole.
A Famous Love Quote by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
A Famous Love Quote by Charles Caleb Colton

Say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved.
A Famous Love Quote by William Congreve

Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life.
A Famous Love Quote by Joseph Conrad

We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end.
A Famous Love Quote by Benjamin Disraeli

Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove, Of golden sands, and crystal brooks, With silken lines, and silver hooks.
A Famous Love Quote by John Donne

More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
A Famous Love Quote by John Donne

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.
A Famous Love Quote by Henry Drummond

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Love Quotes

Love Quotes

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
A Love Quote by Julie Andrews

Love takes up where knowledge leaves off.
A Love Quote by Saint Thomas Aquinas

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
A Love Quote by Aristotle

The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love.
A Love Quote by Margaret Atwood

Love is the beauty of the soul.
A Love Quote by Saint Augustine

Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
A Love Quote by Richard Bach

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
A Love Quote by Pearl Bailey

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
A Love Quote by James A. Baldwin

Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.
A Love Quote by James A. Baldwin

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
A Love Quote by Honore de Balzac

When love is not madness, it is not love.
A Love Quote by Pedro Calderon de la Barca

'Tis not where we lie, but whence we fell; The loss of heaven's the greatest pain in hell.
A Love Quote by Pedro Calderon de la Barca

Love that is not madness is not love.
A Love Quote by Pedro Calderon de la Barca

For all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams.
A Love Quote by Pedro Calderon de la Barca

What law, what reason can deny that gift so sweet, so natural that God has given a stream, a fish, a beast, a bird?
A Love Quote by Pedro Calderon de la Barca

Green is the prime color of the world, and that from which its loveliness arises.
A Love Quote by Pedro Calderon de la Barca

But whether it be dream or truth, to do well is what matters. If it be truth, for truth's sake. If not, then to gain friends for the time when we awaken.
A Love Quote by Pedro Calderon de la Barca

These flowers, which were splendid and sprightly, waking in the dawn of the morning, in the evening will be a pitiful frivolity, sleeping in the cold night's arms.
A Love Quote by Pedro Calderon de la Barca

When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.
A Love Quote by Natalie Clifford Barney

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
A Love Quote by Ingrid Bergman

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law.
A Love Quote by Boethius

A man content to go to heaven alone will never go to heaven.
A Love Quote by Boethius

Nothing is miserable unless you think it is so.
A Love Quote by Boethius

For in all adversity of fortune the worst sort of misery is to have been happy.
A Love Quote by Boethius

If there is a God, whence proceed so many evils? If there is no God, whence cometh any good?
A Love Quote by Boethius

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Friendship Quotes

Friendship Quotes

"Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. "
A Friendship quote by Muhammad Ali

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.
A Friendship quote by Saint Thomas Aquinas

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
A Friendship quote by Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.
A Friendship quote by Aristotle

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
A Friendship quote by William Blake

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
A Friendship quote by Robert Brault

A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
A Friendship quote by Pam Brown

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
A Friendship quote by Buddha

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
A Friendship quote by Marlene Dietrich

I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.
A Friendship quote by Thomas A. Edison

The only way to have a friend is to be one.
A Friendship quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
A Friendship quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man's growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends.
A Friendship quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
A Friendship quote by Epicurus

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
A Friendship quote by Arnold H. Glasow

Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.
A Friendship quote by Francesco Guicciardini

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness.
A Friendship quote by Dag Hammarskjold

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