Wedding Quotes
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.A wedding quote by Sacha Guitry
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
A wedding quote by Grace Hansen
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
A wedding quote by Sydney J. Harris
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
A wedding quote by Heinrich Heine
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
A wedding quote by Katharine Hepburn
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
A wedding quote by Katharine Hepburn
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
A wedding quote by A. P. Herbert
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
A wedding quote by Paul Hornung
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
A wedding quote by Elbert Hubbard
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
A wedding quote by Raymond Hull
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
A wedding quote by St. Jerome
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
A wedding quote by George Jessel
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
A wedding quote by George Jessel
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
A wedding quote by Lyndon B. Johnson
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
A wedding quote by Joseph Joubert
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
A wedding quote by Jean Kerr
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
A wedding quote by Alan King
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
A wedding quote by Alan King
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
A wedding quote by Alan King
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
A wedding quote by Alan King
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
A wedding quote by Alan King
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
A wedding quote by Doug Larson
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
A wedding quote by Stephen Leacock
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
A wedding quote by Groucho Marx
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
A wedding quote by W. Somerset Maugham
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