A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A marriage quote by Joey Adams
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
A marriage quote by Robert Anderson
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
A marriage quote by Honore de Balzac
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
A marriage quote by Honore de Balzac
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
A marriage quote by Brendan Behan
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
A marriage quote by Ambrose Bierce
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
A marriage quote by Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
A marriage quote by Ambrose Bierce
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
A marriage quote by Josh Billings
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
A marriage quote by James H. Boren
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
A marriage quote by Lord Byron
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
A marriage quote by Charles Caleb Colton
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
A marriage quote by Billy Connolly
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
A marriage quote by Irwin Corey
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
A marriage quote by Bette Davis
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
A marriage quote by Benjamin Disraeli
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
A marriage quote by Benjamin Disraeli
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
A marriage quote by James C. Dobson
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
A marriage quote by Isadora Duncan
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
A marriage quote by Robert Frost
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
A marriage quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
A marriage quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
A marriage quote by Emma Goldman
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
A marriage quote by Lee Grant
Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.
A marriage quote by Robert Graves
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